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TIM GALÈRE, LE FILS DE JEHANNE D’ARC (F’murrr) – Mercredi 9 juillet 2014

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Tim Galère, le fils de Jehanne d’Arc, de F’murrrDans cette suite de “Jehanne au pied du mur”, après quelques temps passés sur Mars avec son mari Aspro, Jehanne revient sur Terre avec son fils Tim. Elle y retrouve Attila, gambergeant sur la meilleure stragégie pour conquérir du monde.

 

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Bonjour les gens,

Cette semaine, dans “Ça va chier des bulles”, ma chronique BD hebdomadaire sur AFC Rock Radio, Jehanne est de retour dans la traction avant de l’archange Gabriel. Dans “Jehanne au pied du mur”, F’murrr nous décrivait une Jehanne d’Arc fort sympathique et portée sur la bouteille. Suite à la mort de Dieu, tué par le fiancé de Jehanne, l’ange Gabriel lui intimait l’ordre absurde de soutenir Attila dans le siège de Paris, même si Attila vécut un millier d’années avant elle. Elle avait obtempéré avant de partir sur la planète de son mari, un extra-terrestre nommé Aspro.

Ça c’était la première partie de la Jehanne d’Arc de F’murrr. Puis F’murrr en a dessiné la suite, intitulée “Tim Galère, le fils de jehanne d’Arc”. J’ai lu les deux livres il y a vingt-cinq ans, quand j’avais une quinzaine d’année et j’avais alors nettement préféré le premier. En les relisant aujourd’hui pour écrire cette présente chronique, ma préférence va à ce deuxième livre, dont j’apprécie désormais les envolées lyriques. F’murrr m’a régalé de ses fantasques enluminures, peut-être y étais-je moins sensible durant mon adolescence, je ne sais.

Dans “Tim Galère, le fils de jehanne d’Arc”, Attila tiens toujours le monde dans le creux de sa main, mais il est plus calme, maintenant qu’il s’adonne à la boisson, à la méditation et à la lecture. Comme je vous le disais tout à l’heure, Jehanne est de retour dans la traction avant de l’archange Gabriel. Sur Mars, elle a enfanté un fils dénommé Tim. Un fils impossible, puisque tout le monde sait que Jehanne d’Arc n'a pas eu de fils. Ce n'est pourtant pas totalement impossible puisqu'il est là, son fils, dans cette BD de F’murrr.

L’histoire est racontée à Maître Renart qui ne cesse d'y intervenir, alors qu’il ne le devrait pas, puisqu’il est juste là pour écouter. Elle est parsemée de scènes de nuit sous la neige. Vous savez, ces scènes sous le ciel étoilé, quand le temps s’arrête et que vous êtes seul au monde avec vos amis et votre bouteille de vin. Contrairement à Attila, Jehanne n’aime pas l’Histoire. Elle a ses raisons, puisque l’Histoire la fait brûler à Rouen (en 1431, je vous le rappelle tout de même).

Attila est un grand radin devant l’éternel, il passe son temps à économiser son énergie et les pointes de flèches de ses troupes. Sa stratégie pour conquérir le monde, c’est d’attendre. Il boit, il médite et il attend. Pendant qu’Attila continue d’attendre, Tim, le fils de Jehanne, prend la tête de sa horde de Huns pour partir à la conquête du royaume de France. Dans l’autre camp, du côté de la cour du roy de France, on assiste aux intrigues politiques et diplomatiques. Comme souvent, le pouvoir est entre les mains d’une équipe de bras cassés et de tristes sirs.

Face à eux, l’équipe des Huns ne peine pas à faire belle figure, Tim en tête, sur son beau cheval. De même qu’Attila et sa jument, tous deux associés au sommet, avaient une relation étroite, Tim et son fier et vigoureux étalon noir, nommé Amer, sont très proches l’un de l’autre, si bien que Tim promet à Amer de le nommer ministre quand il sera maître du monde. Alors quand les prédateurs qui mènent la danse ici-bas, un trio composé d’un loup, d’une belette et d’un renard, abattent son cheval, Tim préfère s'en retirer du monde des hommes, tel un Lionel Jospin médiéval. C’est fini, nous n’entendrons plus parler de lui, ou alors de loin, comme de l’évocation d’un fantôme. Jehanne et Attila reprennent les rennes et s’apprêtent à mener bataille contre les troupes du roy de France, dirigées par Geoffroy de Lusignan. Cependant, Mélusine, la fée serpent, prédit à Geoffroy qu’il sera le responsable de la ruine de sa famille. Il défaille et préfère céder aux exigences d’Attila, qui s’en ira avec un gros chèque.

Peut-être aurions-nous fait pareil si nous eussions été à sa place. “Tim Galère, le fils de Jehanne d’Arc”, de F’murrr, a été édité par Casterman et fait 96 pages. N’oubliez pas que vous pouvez apporter vos commentaires sur les comptes Facebook et Twitter d’AFC Rock Radio. Vous pouvez également écouter AFC Rock Radio en direct sur afcrockradio.com ou y réécouter les podcasts de nos émissions. Quant aux podcasts et aux textes de mes chroniques BD, vous pouvez aussi les trouver sur mon site internet : 120bd.fr !

Allez, bisous/tendresse et à la semaine prochaine !

 

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